That’s a nasty tan you’ve got there man.
He has the tan of someone who most likely wades in the water rather than being out soaking up rays.
He has a porn star tan… Plus the feet. I don’t really know what it’s called when one leaves out the feet.
OMG GET IT HE’S BLACK AND WHITE OMG
Ladies and gentlemen, I think that’s what shall now be known as a fisher’s tan