miyomo:

spacestepmom:


Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own an Aperture Science Personality Construct. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a personality sphere would never just disengage itself from its management rail. They’ll rarely turn their flashlights on. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually disengage itself. That sphere still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that sphere was probably terrified and engaging its vocal processors to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a test subject.

omfg

the only cum-slut post i will ever reblog
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miyomo:

spacestepmom:

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own an Aperture Science Personality Construct. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a personality sphere would never just disengage itself from its management rail. They’ll rarely turn their flashlights on.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually disengage itself.

That sphere still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that sphere was probably terrified and engaging its vocal processors to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a test subject.

omfg

the only cum-slut post i will ever reblog